Cyrus Broacha’s ultimate guide to celebrating Parsi New Year

Cyrus Broacha’s ultimate guide to celebrating Parsi New Year

Cyrus Broacha | Photo Credit: Satheesh Vellinezhi On March 21, it’s Parsi New Year. Let me begin by wishing all the readers a Happy Parsi New Year. Immediately, the questions are starting. Why are you wishing us? We are not Parsis? Well, let me answer that. In India, it is customary to wish everybody for […]

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Here’s what Cyrus Broacha has to say about the Ranveer Allahbadia controversy

Here’s what Cyrus Broacha has to say about the Ranveer Allahbadia controversy

Satheesh Vellinezhi | Photo Credit: Satheesh Vellinezhi People, please stop it! I beg you. I know you are probably saying the same thing to me, ‘stop writing’, that is. Please understand, before I deal with your ‘stop it’, you must also promise to deal with my ‘stop it’. Okay, before you start sulking, let’s address […]

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In which Cyrus Broacha warns you of the perils of a New Year

In which Cyrus Broacha warns you of the perils of a New Year

Illustration: Satheesh Vellinezhi | Photo Credit: Satheesh Vellinezhi Enough of the New Year. It’s done. Please don’t mention it. We can’t go on like this, discussing the New Year into February. January 10 is the cut-off date. After this date, anyone referring to the New Year, who is not actually involved with central or local governance […]

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Cyrus Broacha’s personal security solutions for Mumbai

Cyrus Broacha’s personal security solutions for Mumbai

People, please forgive me. This article is going to be replete with typos. I know, normally we have a 30% typo average, but I warn you this one may be over 50%. Hey, hang on a minute, there’s a reason for this. Let me explain. In case, I’ve spelt, explain incorrectly, try and rejig the dots. Oh, […]

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Cyrus Broacha’s guide to voting in South Mumbai

Cyrus Broacha’s guide to voting in South Mumbai

Satheesh Vellinezhi | Photo Credit: Satheesh Vellinezhi I think, the time has come to reveal the true potential of this column. When I think back to my original conversation with the editor, her first question to me still rings true. “Who are you”, she had inquired. It’s a question I often ask myself, especially when […]

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Cyrus Broacha decodes Deepavali at Mumbai’s Malabar Hill

Cyrus Broacha decodes Deepavali at Mumbai’s Malabar Hill

Satheesh Vellinezhi | Photo Credit: Satheesh Vellinezhi Let’s call this Dipawalee special. I prefer Dipawalee to Diwalee, because it’s a longer word, and since I have lots of free time, I need a longer word to help me kill time. See how cunning I am? I added an extra ‘e’ to Dipawalee, I could have […]

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Here is why anyone over the age of 50 needs a younger millennial manager 

Here is why anyone over the age of 50 needs a younger millennial manager 

Satheesh Vellinezhi | Photo Credit: Satheesh Vellinezhi You will think I deserve a medal — a gold one, not a silver or bronze. I mean, it doesn’t have to be real gold. Ultimately, as Sage Vyasa put it, “it’s the thought that counts.” Arrey, see there you go. You guys have started this again. Talking […]

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Where Cyrus Broacha traces the roots of All Fools Day  

Where Cyrus Broacha traces the roots of All Fools Day  

Satheesh Vellinezhi | Photo Credit: Satheesh Vellinezhi I’m gobsmacked, stunned, super upset, scared and nauseous. And no, this time it wasn’t from watching Big Boss. Once I tell you why I’m afraid, you too, dear readers, will be inconsolable, distraught, a complete wreck. Actually, now that I mention it, I really shouldn’t say, I mean, […]

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